As a hamburgler, I'm incompatible with officer bigmacs. They represent order and rigid personalities while I'm a believer in chaotic good and having fun. If you looked at me you'd immediately know I'm a stereotypical hamburgler through-and-through. Every morning I wake up and look at the sesame seeds on my breakfast hamburger to know what my day is going to be like. It's going to be a real shit day.
We Grimaces are cautious thinkers. Fucking Hamburglars. :disgost:
When I compare myself to a Grimace, I find that I'm always better. I'm smarter, I'm faster, people like me, I'd be good at guitar, everyone I know says "wow you're so smart and fast and creative compared to everyone I've ever met". A Grimace on the other hand, I instantly know that person is beneath me. They were destined to fail.
There will be a reckoning someday.
You will whimper "Robble Robble" on your knees, and I will look down and say, "No." :twisted:
My takeaway here is that "Hamburglar" is really just a dogwhistle for "cocaine user"