A spectre is haunting some rich person's estate—the spectre of a gooning primate.

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H... Harambe? Is that you?

Did journalism cause the haunting?

One of the biggest problems I have with taking ghosts seriously is that they just kind of float around old buildings being spooky. Who does that? I mean sure, that's probably the first thing people would do as a ghost, but it would get old real fast.

But this guy, this ghost ape, he's living the dream.