The people in my hometown are one of three things: evangelical snake handlers, klan members, or trying to leave asap. They either think my cousin is a good upstanding racist or they hate living there so much they leave as soon as they turn 18.
Standard greasy frozen American slop you could get anywhere. He regularly gets complaints from the county health inspector. My cousin has a monopoly though because there are only three restaurants in the whole town and neither of the other two are burgers.
this was basically my home town except imagine the cop is also a klansman and there's more meth
also going out into the woods would get you killed because it was one of the few remaining impenetrable untouched forests in America and it's full of bears and bobcats and eagles
jesus, literal small business tyrant. it's a wonder the townsfolk haven't cut his head off yet.
The people in my hometown are one of three things: evangelical snake handlers, klan members, or trying to leave asap. They either think my cousin is a good upstanding racist or they hate living there so much they leave as soon as they turn 18.
yeah but how are the burgers
Standard greasy frozen American slop you could get anywhere. He regularly gets complaints from the county health inspector. My cousin has a monopoly though because there are only three restaurants in the whole town and neither of the other two are burgers.
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this was basically my home town except imagine the cop is also a klansman and there's more meth
also going out into the woods would get you killed because it was one of the few remaining impenetrable untouched forests in America and it's full of bears and bobcats and eagles
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