Breaking news, there's this hot new trend in financial journalism called "zombie writing."

When it's a slow news day, the author writes about something that's literally always been the case and then adds "Millennials are doing X and that's new and scary".

Symptoms of "zombie writing" can include drooling, extreme fatigue, and a lack of financial income.

  • Tommasi [she/her, pup/pup's]
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    2 years ago

    They’ll think more about what they can do to improve the customer experience and less about what they don’t feel like doing.

    No I won't :shrug-outta-hecks:

    • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah at this point if I'm stuck dragging along in dead end jobs I'm gonna be agitating like crazy, not working my ass off to make my boss extra dosh. Done enough of that in my younger years to know better.

    • AHopeOnceMore [he/him]B
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      2 years ago

      Think about what you can do to improve the customer experience, then deliberately let the moment pass, watch it and chuckle as it drifts by.