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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    8 months ago

    Any bet what's going to happen first?

    Teacher kills another teacher.

    Teacher kills a student.

    Student steal the gun and kill the teacher.

    Student steal the gun and kill another student.

    Place your bets.

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        Chud teacher brings a hair trigger colt 45 to school

        A light breeze causes the gun to fire

        Other teachers hear gunshots and return fire in roughly the direction the sound came from

        School officer hears gunshots and hides

        5 dead, 13 injured, school officer promoted to FBI

        Greatest country on earth

    • buckykat [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      Teacher leaves the gun in a bathroom, student finds it and is shot by school resource officer while on the way to turn it in

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 months ago

      Student steal the gun and kill another student.

      Would say this is the most likely situation. This just sounds like they're trying to make access to weapons as convenient as possible for school shooters.

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    Surprised these people with their mouthy, shitty kids are okay with this, considering how little they pay teachers.

    Maybe this is their way of getting a very late-term abortion?

  • CarbonScored [any]
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    edit-2
    8 months ago

    Got a building full of hundreds of immature, 25% brain developed humans with incredibly poor ethical and moral judgment skills? Well just stick some easy-to-use death machines in there with 'em! We're very confident that'll work out well.

    optional punchline

    But that's enough talk about bourgeois lawmakers! Let's talk about the school thing.

  • whatup
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    8 months ago

    I feel like conservatives want more school shootings to happen so that they can have an excuse to amp up mass incarceration to new highs. They need more prison slaves to work for all the failing businesses that don’t wanna pay a livable wage.