And lo, Moses raised his staff. And the firstborn Egyptian males did begin subconsciously lusting after their mothers' personalities, and many were ruined. Thus was the plague of Oedipus.
Every time I see a statue of Joseph I just can’t help but think about how someone got his wife pregnant and she told him it was god, and Joseph’s just like “oh… okay”
The Bible story literally says Joseph didn't buy it and was actively attempting to divorce her when an angel appeared to him in a dream and said "hol up"
Imagine god sending a celestial messenger just to confirm he cucked you personally
He probably ran the pros and cons and decided it was best not to make a big deal of it
After all, you get another set of hands to help with the carpentry, plus they're God hands so they can probably do even more work
Sometimes a walking-stick that transforms into a snake is just a walking-stick that transforms into a snake.
But seriously, is this just another side effect of Google getting worse?
The people of Jizzrael were led out of Oedipal bondage and Hoe-ses the brave parted the Red Sea because only a real man goes down on that shit when she on her period fr
If you haven't read Moses and Monotheism, it's pretty cool.
It’s what you’d expect from piles of cocaine and minimal archaeological or linguistic source material.
