If I do say ranch is the sauce of choice for basic cumskin nazi colonizers
doritos assured me that ranch is "cool". has the frito-lay corporation been lying to us?
No, a corporation cannot lie because that would be violating the non aggression principle
Ranch was actually made by a black cowboy and is fuckin' awesome, funny enough it's mayos wholeheartedly adopting and appropriating it (then rich mayos whining about the poors "using it on everything") that has made ranch a joke. I reject this revisionism.
I made ranch for the first time a couple of weeks ago since I didn't have anything to dip some wings in. It was pretty good and allowed me to up the lemon and dill content from store bought ranch. I don't think I'd do it again unless I was in a pinch though.
Considering that ranch was invented in the Mat-Su Valley of Alaska, the Northern hub of reactionary shitheads, I'd say you're right.
It's real yummy. If you don't see me drowning things in it I'm trying to consider the calories
Wingstop specifically has crazy good ranch on the side.
