Follow up tweets...
before you reply to my silly funny haha joke with either 'doritos have different amounts of flavour on them' or 'buy organic fruit' please consider that i have already been repeatedly told both of these things for the past 9 hours and they're both wrong. thanks
some nerd: not if you know how to pick fruit correctly 🤓
me: bravo sir. while you are busy running your various tests on a mango ill be elsewhere experiencing Joy
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW IF YOU LOVE FRUIT OR HATE DORITOS!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!
Certainly not in these extreme combinations with delicious nacho cheeses on golden crispy triangles.
We can bring the mightiest ranch flavors to heel with a delicate fiesta of fiery spice. One day we may even create nachos flavored like Smoked Chipotle Birrah Tacos. Do you know what that means? It means that we're done. That this is as good as we're going to get.