Follow up tweets...
before you reply to my silly funny haha joke with either 'doritos have different amounts of flavour on them' or 'buy organic fruit' please consider that i have already been repeatedly told both of these things for the past 9 hours and they're both wrong. thanks
some nerd: not if you know how to pick fruit correctly 🤓
me: bravo sir. while you are busy running your various tests on a mango ill be elsewhere experiencing Joy
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW IF YOU LOVE FRUIT OR HATE DORITOS!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!
Nature could never invent Spicy Sriracha Limon flavors. That is why man is above nature.
A single tear rolls down my cheek as I drink the nectar of the gods that is Mountain Dew baja blast™ - Man has conquered nature.
Certainly not in these extreme combinations with delicious nacho cheeses on golden crispy triangles.
We can bring the mightiest ranch flavors to heel with a delicate fiesta of fiery spice. One day we may even create nachos flavored like Smoked Chipotle Birrah Tacos. Do you know what that means? It means that we're done. That this is as good as we're going to get.
I mean almost all fruits have been selectively bred for tens of generation to produce the flavours that we all know
Both of those things are awful. Most types of supermarket fruit have been selectively bred for shelf-stability, appearance, and in some cases durability for mechanical harvesting and is further picked underripe so what ends up in the store is a flavorless piece of shit that rots without ever ripening, and doritos are objectively the worst kind of chip, somehow even surpassing pringles in that regard.
I can't shop for fresh food at supermarkets anymore, I keep getting burned with shit that's about to turn but was hidden nestled in the bosom of decent fruit (like blackberries). I have a couple local grocers I trust, bonus they're both ethnic grocers so I can get legit gochujang or eid food depending on the season!
my local farmer's market fruits and veggies legitimately taste like a completely different food from grocery store stuff it's insane
It honestly does suck when you bite down on a fruit and it's a complete dud, just money straight down the drain :kitty-cri:
What if we just did cloning on the best fruit we could find??? :bazinga:
What if we just did cloning on the best fruit we could find??? :bazinga:
That already happens, its called selective breeding.
That sounds LEGACY and NON-DISRUPTIVE
We need :melon-musk: on the case :so-true:
My startup will DISRUPT THE GLOBAL FOOD SUPPLY.
- Putin, pitching the military action in Ukraine.
Unfortunately :porky-happy: has never been interested in selectively breeding for flavor, they breed for size and yield, and if that means your apples end up less sweet then that doesn't matter because we sold a higher number of them.
Not entirely wrong but eat fruit you fucking sickos, you don't want scurvy.
You can also avoid scurvy with kimchi or bean sprouts.
Always mystified me that the British navy didn't figure it out with pickled cabbage, they had cabbage, they had fermentation, it's preserved. Just stick some on with the hard tack and salted beef, tell the gits to shut the fuck up and eat it if they complain or die of scurvy.
:british-maw: "eh wots dis den? flavour? nah nah nah ye aint got a loisence fer dat"
-royal high admiral person, probably. possibly
Like how they used to give everyone on the boats beer so they could forget how shitty it is to be stuck on a boat, but then stopped because American troops got jealous.
I totally get this. I'm not suggesting that anyone else do it, but I get it. Sauce-Bearnaise Syndrome gang represent.
lol one of my friends always tells a story about he was a kid and took a pear out of a fruit bowl from just the right angle and bit into it thinking it was an apple and he fucken hates pears because of it.
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While studying the effects of radiation on various behaviors in the mid to late 1950s,
God the 50s really were like that huh
Motherfucker gets loot boxes in their fruits, and gets mad. Yet loves doritos.
Gamer or not gamer? :thinking-about-it:
Buying fruit is not like gambling cuz sometimes I pick a winner when I gamble
Open up a bag of doritos, mmm smells good, smells like cool ranch. Open up a bag of fruit, yuk pew-yew that stinks!
Because fruit isn't processed slop made in a factory, 5head
Yeah? This is why people who can't cope with texture and flavor differences tend to eat junk food. OP is probably just autistic.
I mean fruit is consistent enough - just don't buy it when it's out of season (ditto for tomatoes, just use canned if applicable)
