Follow up tweets...
before you reply to my silly funny haha joke with either 'doritos have different amounts of flavour on them' or 'buy organic fruit' please consider that i have already been repeatedly told both of these things for the past 9 hours and they're both wrong. thanks
some nerd: not if you know how to pick fruit correctly 🤓
me: bravo sir. while you are busy running your various tests on a mango ill be elsewhere experiencing Joy
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW IF YOU LOVE FRUIT OR HATE DORITOS!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!
Like how they used to give everyone on the boats beer so they could forget how shitty it is to be stuck on a boat, but then stopped because American troops got jealous.