The first says to the second, "You know, when I was young, I was a sniper in the Red Army."
The second says, "Oh, a marksman?"
The first shakes his head. "No, I was in it for the money, not the ideology."
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One says to the other, "have you read Marx?"
The other says, "Yes, it's these wicker chairs."