The first says to the second, "You know, when I was young, I was a sniper in the Red Army."

The second says, "Oh, a marksman?"

The first shakes his head. "No, I was in it for the money, not the ideology."

  • vertexarray [any]
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    7 months ago

    One says to the other, "have you read Marx?"

    The other says, "Yes, it's these wicker chairs."