Zuck probably wouldn't look so weird if he'd give up on that ridiculous hair cut he insists on. Making fun of him always bothers me because he's just one weird looking dude in a world full of weird looking dudes, but it isn't looking weird that makes him such a fucking menace.
If he wasn't such a prick I'd venture to guess that he was some kind of weird kid who probably caught a lot of shit in middle school. He's so painfully awkward I can't imagine he wasn't subject to some degree of bullying. Fortunately he sold his soul to satan to turn a 'Hot or not" website in to more wealth than the nation of Costa Rica so I don't have to care about him as a person.
If Zucc was a furry the metaverse would be the most beautiful, lush, intoxicating snesorial experience imaginable. You'd log in and be like "God damn that is the most enchantingly animated fox person I have ever seen". Every single one of those 15 billion dollars would shine.
But he's not, so he can't actually understand the appeal of virtual reality, no matter how hard he tries.
He's sitting on his throne of platinum plated skulls on the private hawaiian island he stole eating roast panda thinking "Damn I wonder what the proles want? I bet it's to wear a big headset and stare at their badly animated cartoon boss as they sit in a four hour meeting that could have been an e-mail".
honestly still amazed that Zuck's metaverse avatar looks more human than actual, rl Zuck
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Zuck probably wouldn't look so weird if he'd give up on that ridiculous hair cut he insists on. Making fun of him always bothers me because he's just one weird looking dude in a world full of weird looking dudes, but it isn't looking weird that makes him such a fucking menace.
He looks like a kid who is nine out of ten insults before breaking down in tears.
If he wasn't such a prick I'd venture to guess that he was some kind of weird kid who probably caught a lot of shit in middle school. He's so painfully awkward I can't imagine he wasn't subject to some degree of bullying. Fortunately he sold his soul to satan to turn a 'Hot or not" website in to more wealth than the nation of Costa Rica so I don't have to care about him as a person.
Well said
Every time I see metaverse shit, I thank god for not making zucc a furry.
If Zucc was a furry the metaverse would be the most beautiful, lush, intoxicating snesorial experience imaginable. You'd log in and be like "God damn that is the most enchantingly animated fox person I have ever seen". Every single one of those 15 billion dollars would shine.
But he's not, so he can't actually understand the appeal of virtual reality, no matter how hard he tries.
Exactly. He's a ultra-wealthy prick in a society that venerates wealth. He can functionally do anything he wants to. He doesn't need VR.
He's sitting on his throne of platinum plated skulls on the private hawaiian island he stole eating roast panda thinking "Damn I wonder what the proles want? I bet it's to wear a big headset and stare at their badly animated cartoon boss as they sit in a four hour meeting that could have been an e-mail".