I have to fly home for the holidays, but I fucking hate flying. Should I smoke some weed before to make the miserable journey worth it? Will they do a test during the security check to see if I'm high? I know carrying weed is illegal but what if it's inside my bloodstream already? Can they arrest me? I don't want to go to jail. Can I get some gummies at least past security to have on the plane?
that wasn't you, that was post nasal drip from his coke habit