I have to fly home for the holidays, but I fucking hate flying. Should I smoke some weed before to make the miserable journey worth it? Will they do a test during the security check to see if I'm high? I know carrying weed is illegal but what if it's inside my bloodstream already? Can they arrest me? I don't want to go to jail. Can I get some gummies at least past security to have on the plane?
they have drug sniffing dogs for your blood now and they'll rip you to shreds if they detect even a faint scent of weed aroma
that's what boston dynamics has been up to. they turned the robot dogs into vampires
They promised the dogs won't be used by the police/military.
I guess that was a lie.
they're running paramilitary weed sniffing units now. in addition to weed, these machines are trained to attack at the sight of a single rasta hat, with or without the dreads sewn in. it's getting dangerous out there and not a lot of it makes sense
got a call the other day about a friend of mine he got got by the robot dogs for the crime of wearing a beanie a sweatshirt and pyjama pants to pick up some snacks at the couche tard by his house
to shreds, they said
they don't even care that its legal here the robo dogs just rove across the north american continent murdering anyone who looks vaguely like an extra in a harold and kumar flick, despicable
i'm so sorry you and your friend had to go through that. my first experience with the roving packs of robot "Weed Whackers" was when my brother was ripped to tiny pieces only seconds after buying the greatest hits of Sublime on compact disc
My freshman roommate had a Bob Marley tapestry hanging over his bed and I've been on the run ever since.
the man only ever talked about peace and they turned it into a war... damn
Allegedly, no one ever checks carts or edibles, but I'm naturally paranoid and moreso when weed is involved. I'll usually bring a gummy to the airport and eat it right before I get in the security line. No one's going to give you a sobriety check. People get drunk in airports all the time, and it's only a problem when you make it someone else's problem.
Will they do a test during the security check to see if I’m high?
My guy, how high were you planning on getting? If you can still form sentences you'll be fine.
Lol, not that high, just a little buzz to make the trip pleasant. I might just go with gummies, though, seeing the reception in this post.
Yes they will do a test during the security check. TSA takes forever because everyone has to piss in a cup and wait for the results to come back in. If you fail the test you get taken by the Piss Cops to jail.
That was my job before I got promoted to the :volcel-police:
This is what I do too
Although also I take my vape through now usually they really don’t care
Damn, you were hardcore. Good on you for being sober :solidarity:
they don't care what you've ingested as long as you don't smell funny or fail to comply with instructions during security checks. if you have weed pills, you can put them in prescription bottles and they usually won't care or ask but i don't know about more explicit stuff like vapes
make sure you're doing it in the US lol. can't say what will happen in other countries, but I imagine the US will be less willing to trade another arms dealer for a random citizen
So I actually tested this. I'm a space case and I accidentally took a D8 vape with Mr through TSA, court security and hospital security. I placed it in the electronics tray at each checkpoint since I had my receipt to prove it was a legal product in accordance with the 2018 Farm Bill. Nobody has said ever said anything!
I think the vape thing has become unenforceable. If a pig wants to fuck with you then they will certainly use your vape as an excuse, but the TSA guys don't have time to inspect the thousands of vapes they see every day.
i know people who take an edible before every flight. personally i wouldn't be able to handle it, but it's definitely an option.
at no point are they going to test you, and i don't think intoxication is even a crime by itself, just possession. I wouldn't try to take anything through security, but if you do it's very unlikely that they'll even care.
You are always so aggressive. Have you ever thought of commenting without being snarky? I mean, just freaking look at how everyone else is acting in this post and see how out of place you are.
I wish this site had a block function. That would benefit both of us. Till then I guess I’ll just stick to ignoring you, even if you cannot resist commenting useless stuff. I can be the bigger person.
that wasn't you, that was post nasal drip from his coke habit
its a good idea if weed chills you and doesnt make you anxious.
also gummies and vape carts are the easiest things to travel with. weed is too stinky for me to risk it, plus i can vape in the bathroom stall.
i have friends who smoked for years and it started making them anxious so they had to cut back. i also hear sativas are worse for anxiety, but who knows maybe its a terpene causing it since nothing is really straight sativa or indica.
Keep it to edibles you'll be fine. I've flown with them carryon plenty
TSA doesn't take away weed in your carry on luggage. you can bring gummies, vape carts, whatever you want.
I was pretty sure, and just did a small google search to confirm, that you're not breaking the law until you're a nuisance and if you're obviously intoxicated they can hit you with a 1-2 of disturbing the peace + public intoxication if they're feeling vindictive. Otherwise it'd be such a nightmare to enforce even for a fascist state like Am*rica.
