pretty sure the puritans would have breastfed because i don't think they had formula

also

"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.  If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell"

so Jesus said to just not stare you weirdos