All the :frothingfash: were incredibly excited because he said something like "America deserves a superhero, wait until you see the HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT I have" yesterday, so they all thought he was going to reveal :expert-shapiro: was going to be his VP or something, but it's just a digital CCG digital trading cards. :chefs-kiss:
Dibs on being the Trump 2.
I will just change my first name to MAGA and Last name to Trump and officially run as MAGA Trump. I will shower the chanlords and boaters of the world in lip service while I solve the climate crisis, they won't recognize the difference. These people just want emotional support rather than meaningful political change.
My compliments will be their soma.