All the :frothingfash: were incredibly excited because he said something like "America deserves a superhero, wait until you see the HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT I have" yesterday, so they all thought he was going to reveal :expert-shapiro: was going to be his VP or something, but it's just a digital CCG digital trading cards. :chefs-kiss:
this is so fucking hilarious
holy shit he's lost it
edit: some fashlet cryptobro is gonna get some of these for their 80 y/o MAGA grandma and grandpa for christmas. omg i'm dying :data-laughing:
My cousin just texted me saying he's going to get me one for Christmas to trigger me. I told him it would be really funny to watch him waste $100, so it would be a good gift actually.
My heart would definitely grow 3 sizes with Christmas joy if a Hexbear.net user got one of these as a gift.
I wanted to see the 4chan /pol/ reaction to this because they're a good weathervein for the American far right. The reaction is anger. They are angry at Trump. They fucking despise him now.
(CW Racism) They are calling him a K-word loving N-word and screeching about how he's "done". None of them like Desantis either who they call "Deepstatis." They're either saying voting doesn't work or they're saying YE24.
This is an interesting reaction since 6 years ago they really believed in this grifter.
Did they believe in him or did they just view him as a useful vehicle? I guess I'm asking that even though they were the first to convince themselves Qanon is a real secret agent.
:meemaw: "I don't understand. Do I get to put it in my curio cabinet or on my mantle?"
:cryptocurrency: "No meemaw, you just look at it on your iPhone or computer."
:meemaw: "I don't have either of those things."
Yeah this kinda does it for me too..
If I had to pick rn I'd have to say Biden beats him in a rematch if they're the candidates in 2024
Honestly I'm not even sure if he's committed to winning the primary now. This smells like he's solely in it to swindle his idiot supporters and isn't even interested in the presidency any more after he tried it once.
He didn't even really try that hard to win 2016, Clinton was just so fucking terrible that he won in spite of himself
i am still convinced clinton asked him to run in order to turn the republican primary into a circus and then was shocked when it backfired.
what was confirmed is that they supported him in the republican primaries because they thought they could beat him in the general. It was never confirmed whether they actually asked him to run in the first place.
Good point. Seems like he just wants to grift whatever he still can out of the people who still support him
They've been replacing his adderall with mentos and slipping CBD oil into his diet coke so he's low energy, you hate to see it.
They used heart attack gun technology to create a mids gun. My man is just lightly toasted at all times now.
lmfao of course there's already an Alex Jones related connection to that
yes. murdoch and the journal had their knives out over six months ago. the primary disaster sealed it. he's "running" to keep the grift spinning, and give himself the rhetorical defense of political persecution if the feds finally muster up the courage to take him to court.
I seriously have no words, this is somehow lower than my already dogshit low expectations.
This is what happens when the grifter runs out of respect for the rubes he is fleecing.
Bottom tier nonsense.
I hate when my opponent pulls 3 astronaut Trumps on turn 2. I hate this current meta. I can't believe Trump Exodia isn't banned yet
Astronaut Trump on its own isn't the problem, the problem is the Trump Cowboy engine allowing you to bring out Astronaut Trumps so easily. IMO if they limit, Trump Cowboys to 2, it should bring Astronaut Trump in line with the other higher tier meta decks.
This wouldn't be a problem if Astronaut Trump's effect was a HARD once per turn, instead people are encouraged to run multiple copies breaking the entire archetype.
Trump getting on the NFT bandwagon a year too late, simply amazing :chefs-kiss:
They're after the same people who bought into :cryptocurrency: in 2021 and then were left holding the bag.
Dibs on being the Trump 2.
I will just change my first name to MAGA and Last name to Trump and officially run as MAGA Trump. I will shower the chanlords and boaters of the world in lip service while I solve the climate crisis, they won't recognize the difference. These people just want emotional support rather than meaningful political change.
My compliments will be their soma.
ngl if he was selling physical trading cards I'd absolutely be tempted to buy a pack or two. Also it's clear someone pitched him nfts, he had no idea what they were, and they explained to him that they're like baseball cards which he's at least heard of
🔴LIVE | opening Masters of MAGAland boosters until we pull a holo Melania | !drops !giveaway | GET IN HERE
There's something funny about saying "but hopefully much more exciting", doesn't even have confidence in his own grift lmao
I don't even think they're that sophisticated. As far as I can tell, they're just JPEGs without even any blockchain integration or anything.Nope, I was wrong. They are indeed NFTs.
The video starts with Trump greeting viewers as “Hopefully your favorite president of all time, better than Lincoln, better than Washington.”
:data-laughing:
Earth Type
Cost: 7 mana
4 Attack / 6 Defence
When summoned, place a red MAGA hat token on every creature. Blue Eyes Orange Dragon gains +2 defence for every token in play this turn.
"The wall just got ten feet higher, buddy!"
I really hope this ends up in future history text books. This is like the perfect summary of the inanity that is the new 10's and 20's. It's like a dark reflection of zeitgeist.
It's even stupider than we predicted. He's channeling some real power here.
