if you think youre a dumb fuck up, just remember, this guy exists

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Chingis Khan; United the Mongolian steppe tribes, conquered Song China, sent his armies all the way to Baghdad, his generals were in the process of subduing Hungary when his armies were recalled for his funeral. His heirs remained the rulers of numerous regions across the Eurasian continent for hundreds of years.

    Tate: Fought like one MMA match. Fled the US due to outstanding sexual assault charges.