Pls

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Tag yourself. I'm the AK wielder that's extremely happy about my new red wig. :marx-guns-blazing:

  • culpritus [any]
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    2 years ago

    Supply run for the multi-day wedding festival

  • AppelTrad [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    If this is a new pickup advert, they could reuse several old slogans:

    • Built for the road ahead;
    • The Best Never Rest;
    • Go Further;
    • Bold moves;
    • If you haven’t looked at Ford lately, look again.
  • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    After you're tagged out, the brides and grooms, the best men and bridesmaids, they all fake their anger. Fake-screaming and pop-eyed. Fake-fighting for the people slowed down to watch. The rubberneck effect. Passing traffic slows to a crawl to watch the spectacle. The police never stop, not for a fender bender. The wedding parties, they're just trying to milk out the moment their life gets slow. The pulse when two cars come together. These are regular people watching their lives squeezed down into dollars, all the hours and days of their life compressed the way the crumple zones of a car get sacrificed. The total hours of their waiting tables or sorting mail or selling shoes, it gets screwed down until they have enough money to pool and buy some wheels. A wedding dress.

    When a back car hits a front, brides get thrown against their seatbelts, their veils whipped forward so fast your face gets a rash the players call "lace burn". That moment, time slows down. All the hundred years of every boring day--they explode to fill that half-moment. That pulse. Here's time squeezed down until it explodes into a slow-motion moment that will last for years. Your car you saved to buy, it's punched down, smaller, but your life's pumped back up. Bigger. Back to life-size or beyond. The brides on the side of the road, throwing white rice to hurt, they're just trying to make that moment stretch. Milking the pulse.

  • cogito_ergo_cum [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It's fun to stay at the YMCA

    It's fun to stay at the YMCA

    They have everything

    For young men to enjoy

    You can hang out with all the boys