• SerLava [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The Star Wars EU is terrible for this but there is an even worse, similar thing that it does

    For a while anyone writing an EU book wanted some kind of movie tie-in. Well they weren't always telling a story about Luke Fucking Skywalker all the time, but they still really wanted that movie legitimacy.

    So the authors would go down a massive list of minor characters and eventually give names to the fucking extras. I read in some fucking wiki that the bartender in Mos Eisley is a galaxy-renowned chemist who can also quote "mix any drink".

    It turns out that every solitary shot in the original trilogy was a serendipitous meeting of literally the most fascinating street beggar laying on the ground catching dust from a broom held by the Emperor's own black ops posing as a janitor.

    The two things Disney did right were Andor and the merciful euthanasia upon all that EU material.

    • UlyssesT
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      11 days ago

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      • SerLava [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        the replacement is awful but god, a lot of the EU material is... oh man. Rise of Skywalker feels like it was ripped from the EU