• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    No. Holy crap. Is it a parody? Or is it unironic? In any case - it looks truly great...

    "You make love well wench," Admitted Grignr as he reached for the vessel of potent wine his charge had been quaffing.

    Note to self: How is it that I entirely forgot about the word "quaff"? Shame on me! It's funny even by itself: quaff.

    • Wertheimer [any]
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      2 years ago

      It was indeed unironic. Became a staple of fantasy conventions over the years. Back in the day I played a drinking game where we tried to read it aloud without laughing. The fun is lessened a bit when we learn that it was a 17-year-old's first attempt at a novel that somehow made it out into the world . . . but it did make it out into the world, and it does contain the line "You make love well wench" so I think it's fair game.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        a 17-year-old’s first attempt at a novel that somehow made it out into the world

        Oh, that does take away most of the humor. I'm happy that nothing I did as a teenager exists in the digital world. I'd die of cringe.

        • Wertheimer [any]
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          2 years ago

          I first discovered it when I was around that age, and thought it was the funniest thing ever, but that was more than half a lifetime ago so now I cringe somewhat on Theis's behalf rather than in mockery of him. But he died in 2002 so now it's the property of humankind, right? It's a conundrum.

          • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
            hexagon
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            2 years ago

            But he died in 2002 so now it’s the property of humankind, right? It’s a conundrum.

            I'll read it in a different way. I'll laugh at the text but not the author. I hate to think that in some alternate universe I wrote an equally awful sci-fi novel as a 17 year-old and everybody laughs at it.