• Socialcreditscorr [they/them,she/her]
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    2 years ago

    If you take the evil path, your 12 year old can murder loyalist goblins and their allies with mind control, torture, and murder spells.

    Wait, you get to join the goblins? :sicko-pig:

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Only if we mod the game, which we should

      Turn it into an anti Harry Potter game staring the kid from Bully who just beats up the other kids before they can cast their stupid spells

      :fash-bash: shut up nerds

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Remember, the difference between a submachine gun and a magic missile spell is that you can cast bullet several dozen times a day.

        Or to quote one of my favourite trot authors, "no matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style."

      • SaniFlush [any, any]
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        2 years ago

        Jimmy Hopkins is the master of befriending people by punching them until they shut up. He's anime as fuck.

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      2 years ago

      Yes, but I got the sense that it's like a fallout style morality thing where supporting the goblins means you also support magic hitler and murdering kittens.

      Only the murdering kittens part is speculation, the goblin uprising is framed as a ploy by magic hitler to weaken wizard society.

      • machiabelly [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Oh my god they actually did everything they could to make it anti semetic. I don't hate the goblins, they are just weakening wizarding society!

        :wall-talk: