We have no choice but invade Chyna.
The North Pole has joined the Shanghai Cooperation Organization and is applying for membership in BRICS. It has also started purchasing oil in Yuans, and has taken a neutral position in the war between Russia and Ukraine; Mrs. Claus has called for peace and Santa has denied that he plans to give Vladimir Putin coal this year. This is why you're seeing an uptick in articles about supposedly "oppressed" elves in the workshop. The US might be laying the groundwork for a color revolution.
Neoliberal Santa has decided that there is “no alternative” after the unionization of the Christmas elves, and has moved production to China.
The CPC will soon own the means of festive production. :coming-to-xi-you:
Looking forward to new theory regarding Communism with Arctic Characteristics.
This picture goes hard as fuck, feel free to screenshot
How can Santa sneak around my house at night with those big ass shoes?
reposting from the previous thread.
Here’s a google translate of the caption for anyone interested :
“The city of Rovaniemi in northern Finland is considered the hometown of Santa Claus. “Santa Claus” and “Elf” Rita Mattila are reading letters from Chinese children. President Xi Jinping visited here in 2010 as the vice president of the country. The Santa Claus Post Office receives hundreds of thousands of greeting cards and mail from more than 200 countries and regions every year. The “elves” of the post office, wearing long peaked hats and short red suits, are responsible for helping Santa Claus to send and receive mail. One of the “spirits” Rita Mattila said that she was the one who handed some greeting cards from young Chinese to President Xi. “I didn’t expect President Xi to be so amiable. He stood beside me and carefully read the letter. It can be seen that he was infected by the children’s dreams.” During the visit in 2010, President Xi and the then Prime Minister of Finland Vanhanen read together Greeting cards from China, talking about the expectations of the younger generation. President Xi said at the time, “Mutual understanding, trust and friendship between the two peoples are the basis for the sustainable development of China-Finland relations. I hope to strengthen people-to-people and cultural exchanges and further strengthen the exchanges between the younger generation. The friendship between China and Finland must be passed down from generation to generation…” the current Finnish Vanhanen, Chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee of the Parliament, talked about the scene at that time: “I talked with Chairman Xi about a lot of topics, and I am full of confidence in the future of Finland and China. Here I wish everyone a merry Christmas and good health!””
Guessing here, but there are probably more Christians in China than there are in any other single country
China’s up there.
According to this Wikipedia article which cites a 2010 study by the Pew Research Centre, China was #7, with 67 million Christians, only 5% of the population at the time.
It was beaten by
#1 The US with 248 million (80%)
#2 Brazil with 176 million (91%)
#3 Mexico with 108 million (95%)
#4 Russia with 105 million (74%)
#5 The Phillipines with 87 million (93%)
and #6 Nigeria with 81 million (51%)
is this an actually official account? or just a meme thing? Xi doesn't have a Twitter.
love that santa outfit. immediately made me think of Dwarven Santa riding his sleigh with battleaxe held high ready to take back the north pole from the capitalist wreckers.
