Dilute it to 70% and disinfect surfaces

you pass your poop through there when you’re done (flush mechanism stopped working)

what if was and it just instead

CIA

yes I said demons

American politics are so right wing. Even Taob the Demon (considered centre right in Hell) would be considered a lefty:

The Munich Manual also says that "Taob" also provides medical care for women, transforms them to make it easier to get to a lover, renders them infertile, and rules twenty-five legions of spirits.

Aliens are just demons rebranded post 1950.

Buzz Aldrin Facts:

1. The first notable thing he did on the Moon was take communion.
2. The second is that he pissed his pants. Right when he stepped onto the moon’s surface.

Mr bean is truly demonic

he lives in brazil

Super Maria Broads

wtf I just got an elementary schools daily announcements video in my YouTube recommendations

Suba ang Pee Pee Creek sa Tinipong Bansa. Nahimutang ni sa kondado sa Pike County ug estado sa Ohio, sa sidlakang bahin sa nasod, 500 km sa kasadpan sa Washington, D.C. Ang Pee Pee Creek mao ang bahin sa tubig-saluran sa Mississippi River ang ulohan sa nasod.

what if it was “bit”coin and it was all a bit this whole time

Alt: Pee Pee Wee Bonerfart

Oh god oh fuck hexbear cannot handle OUTDOOR BODEGA CATS

Woke Confederate General L. G. B. T. Beauregard

Dear liberals:

If there’s a women’s room, why isn’t there a men’s room?

Help I have to pee

“Revisionist trash,” I mutter, slamming shut the boy’s copy of Magic Tree House: The Knight at Dawn

And to be a little catty about the empty speculation that always pops up in this type of thread when the answer is just 1 search away:

Quite a few comrades always keep their eyes shut and talk nonsense, and for a Communist that is disgraceful.

• Mao, Oppose Book Worship

Definition: The Quality of railroad infrastructure indicator is one of the components of the Global Competitiveness Index published annually by the World Economic Forum (WEF). It represents an assessment of the quality of the railroad system in a given country based on data from the WEF Executive Opinion Survey, a long-running and extensive survey tapping the opinions of over 14,000 business leaders in 144 countries. The score for railroad infrastrucutre quality is based on only one question. The respondents are asked to rate the railroads in their country of operation on a scale from 1 (underdeveloped) to 7 (extensive and efficient by international standards). The individual responses are aggregated to produce a country score.

it’s just vibes