I can’t believe this actually happened LOL

  • duderium [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Please explain how much money you've made for those of us who are ignorant of these things—are you a millionaire now?

    • Sbebg [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I made a few grand of Tesla puts basically betting on Tesla to go down with a financial product called options. They have a strike price and an expiration date. The close u go towards or past the strike price the more money u make. However they expire worthless eventually and therefore time will eat up ur profits of u don’t sell.

      • Phew [any, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        #𝟣𝟪 - 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊’𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓃 😎

      • LeninsRage [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        So you shorted Tesla? When, right when he took ownership of Twitter?

    • Parzivus [any]
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      2 years ago

      They bet that Tesla would go down and made thousands of dollars lol