Going full nazi in response to the mildest joke imaginable.

  • hypercube [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    always feels weird when Americans deny fast food is their cuisine. Like, it's that nation's greatest accomplishment! there are mcdonalds in most nations on earth! It's a tradition to get KFC on Christmas in Japan! There's a pizza hut facing the pyramids, and another that Gorby dissolved the USSR for! It is the full force of the production line, of capital, of the US empire, deployed to create the Optimal Universal Budget Meal, and you deny it, American? And yet you still consider yourself a patriot? Stop hiding behind a culinary lie, coward, and either embrace the Big Mac or start a protracted Maoist insurgency in the Best Buy parking lot