"but I need to give you an overview of the Iran-Iraq conflict"
This is a personal attack. Me and my sister are both stop and smell the roses storytellers and the rest of our family is constantly saying we can't tell stories, but if you don't know about the practical joke we played on our cousin Steve at the family reunion 7 years ago, how will you understand the way the events in my story relate to it humorously.
Backstory is important.
My grandma gets hung up on wanting you to know the exact location or specific person that is not integral to the story she's trying to tell in any way.
I don't even need to watch this video of ADHD storytime to feel bad about my first drafts being terrible meandering messes
Just found another fucked up way anglos pronounce "iran" and "iraq"
WHAT IS IT FUCKING 2007 FORCEQUIT. AM I A HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN YOU ARE SHOWING Fred ™️ VIDEOS BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY WEBZONE WHERE I STILL GET THAT ARCHAIC VIBE!!!
