Every now and then I see the topic arrise on tiktok or reddit and the comments will contain armies of people who say shit like "how am i supposed to wash my ass this is simply TOO COMPLICATED for me to understand" like apply to soap to asshole is a complex science.
Then followed by the same batshit justifications like "well i dont eat with my ass" like those same people will happily have shit smeared on any other non eating part of their body.
Anyway i bullied my friends into ass washing, wash your ass. In communism yurt owlssr you will be shot if you dont.
Edit: I love how we can have struggle sessions about the most inane things. Anyway keep your asses indoors, outdoor asses harm the wildlife
For real, why aren't bidets more broadly desirable?
Once I got a bidet I feel unclean whenever I use any other toilet
Same, going at work makes me feel like a filthy monster.
OOC, is the risk of pooping on the bidet high? How forceful is the jet?
Depends on your water pressure, but pretty fucking forceful. Turning the knob to max would shred my asshole. And never pooped on it, the physics and angles involved seem to prevent it
Will look into getting one installed when money comes by.
just fyi i am completely useless and i managed to install mine in about 15 minutes or so
(also some have settings for "feminine wash" so if you have a vagina you may wanna spring for that)
cold water isn't a good time and we can't afford to heat it
A clean butthole is worth a little cold water
my butthole doesn't care about temperature
mine actively enjoys the rush
The cold water is surprising at first, but you get used to it after a few times. Or at least, I did.