Every now and then I see the topic arrise on tiktok or reddit and the comments will contain armies of people who say shit like "how am i supposed to wash my ass this is simply TOO COMPLICATED for me to understand" like apply to soap to asshole is a complex science.
Then followed by the same batshit justifications like "well i dont eat with my ass" like those same people will happily have shit smeared on any other non eating part of their body.
Anyway i bullied my friends into ass washing, wash your ass. In communism yurt owlssr you will be shot if you dont.
Edit: I love how we can have struggle sessions about the most inane things. Anyway keep your asses indoors, outdoor asses harm the wildlife
how the hell you clean those rags id never stick a rag with shit on it in the washer thats asking for trouble
there isnt shit on the rag, the shit was already washed off. the rag is just for drying
:doubt: bidets def dont get everything off even with a proper hosing down tho
maybe my butthole just has too much unibrow
im begging you to eat a vegetable
i actually have a nutritionally complete diet that is largely vegan :very-smart: i actually have everything tallied out because im fine with eating the same shit forever so long as i can make it in bulk
just built different