They left chicken tenders out in the sun for six hours, can you believe that? Just left them there so I ate one, it was good folks, so I ate all of them, now though, ah now I don't feel so good.
MFW I remember something cringey I said when I was 12 at 3AM
"Lotsa people don't know this but before I showed up - they didn't know how to do it. Puffer fishes."
I gotta say, of all the ghouls and monsters who grab onto power, at least he looks like he hates it, and the only reason he does it is because the alternative would be worse. It's refreshing to see someone suffer for wielding power nowadays, he got everything he wanted and it's killing him
we blow the best raspberries folks, many people are saying it
We have to drop the wet nickname and call him dry now, he's just been dry in every photo the past month
They must have changed something in the McDonalds slop formula
I suspect the toluene to water ratio in the Big Mac is off now
Shameful, Big Food treating a true American patriot like this :(
Must be the result of the Burger War that's being fought right now between different McDonald franchises who take opposing positions on Zionism. No wonder Trump has called for an end to the genocide.