"Whaaaaat's the deeeeeaal with all these yooooooung people, amirite?
It's like "yes, I love my iPhone. It's very good."
"Uh huh uh huh. Ok. anything else?"
"Israel is an apartheid state."
stupid shocked face "a what?"
"Apartheid. Racially segregated with differ-"
"yeah yeah kid. I know what apartheid is. Like South Africa was. Israel isn't that. peering over tiny glasses Have you been to Israel? You should go see it yourself. It's no apartheid. Hey, I hope you enjoy that iPhone! Because they sure don't have those in mocking Arabic pronunciation Gaza!" boomer crowd laughter "and is that one of those pastel colored rainbow flags on your backpack? You know they don't like gay people there either!" more crowd chuckling Seinfeld jingle starts playing "Maybe if you spent a little more time watching the news and a little less time trying to mocking voice "cancel me" on TikTok for dating 17 year olds, you'd understand the world better. theme ramping up Alright? Alright. Now get back to class! Or did you think you could cancel those too?" boomers dying laughing theme climaxes, show starts
Leaked script for future Seinfeld reboot filmed in Tel Aviv instead of NYC
Leaked script for future Seinfeld reboot filmed in Tel Aviv instead of NYC.
Seinfeld Tel Aviv is an entirely different format. It's a 100% staged reality tv series. The scuttlebutt is that they'll do up to two dozen takes or more to get things to be authentic Jerry.
Jerry's life before Tel Aviv is only ever described the same way. Jerry does the same tedious shtick over-and-over. The ad-like repetition is like the voiceover of a butt cream medication. Jerry says "I lived in New York. But that's over. Now that I've..." - pregnant pause - "made my Aliyah..." Even r/JerryTelAviv is sick of it!
None of the original cast appear but there are weird echoes of the original show. For example his wife refers to him nearly every time by using his name in a George-like form - "Jerry!" or "But Jerry!" or "Jerry..." etc. r/JerryTelAviv hates that even more than the "my Aliyah". "Jerry" appears multiple times in every episode. There is no escape.
In the worst episode - the one that will be killed before syndication - his wife said it nine times. It's just one of the many horrors in Israel Has a Right to Defend Itself. His wife is a polarizing topic for the sub and has caused a lot of people to get banned with a message saying "Do Not Be AntiSemitic! Especially to a Jewish Mother! It's a Shanda! Buh-bye!"
