https://twitter.com/AlpacaAurelius/status/1612242835822235649

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    2 years ago

    First, the real reason they want you to avoid the sun…

    Who is the "they" that wants to reduce your penis size? As always, these batshit conspiracy theories immediately fall apart when you try and think about who is benefiting. Literally where are the mondo dick sun boy shlong elites trying to prevent you from having a 20 inch pecker? Who, structurally speaking, benefits from you not having a giant dong, other than your cow fetish tradwife not winding up in the ICU thanks to your uselessly big hentai schwangus?

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Who is the “they” that wants to reduce your penis size?

      I'm going to guess this is where some anti semitism would come in to plug the logical gaps