PaleoEternalSupreme to news • 2 years agoFlorida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten by snakeexternal-linkmessage-square17 fedilinkarrow-up136
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minus-squareFourteenEyes [he/him]hexbear12·2 years agoLast time this man touched grass he ended up fucking an alligator he found in it link
One person who shouldn't touch grass
Last time this man touched grass he ended up fucking an alligator he found in it