Nature apparently has it out for some people. For instance, Erik Norrie, a man who, in his 40 years on Earth, has had run ins with monkeys, sharks, rattlesnakes and the hammer of Thor himself.
  • FoolishFool [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Bitten by shork :blahaj:

    Punched by monke :le-monke: (Twice :monke-return: )

    Struck by lightning :shocked-pikachu:

    Bitten by snek :warren-snake-green:

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Last time this man touched grass he ended up fucking an alligator he found in it

  • HornyOnMain
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    2 years ago

    The second time [he was attacked by a monkey] was the result of a joke, of sorts, played by his wife.

    She locked Norrie in a cage with a small monkey, which then proceeded to bite, hit and pelt him with his own keys. His wife, Spryng, wasn't worried, though.

    "She took photos and giggled," he said.

    Chicks rock?

    • booty [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I think I have to deduct points from her for being named Spryng. It might not be her fault but I'm blaming her anyway.

  • Parzivus [any]
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    2 years ago

    See, whenever there's a post like this and they interview the guy, he'll say some shit like "yeah I just kinda go out in thunderstorms and touch wild animals. Crazy how this keeps happening."

  • serniebanders [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    i don't know whether he's lucky (he seems to survive) or unlucky (all these attacks)

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    i have a family member that was lucky to be "first person to get x" and "first person bit by y" quite a few times and not from seeking out just from regular doing work around the house and job shit. can't go into anymore detail as funny as it would be.