Nature apparently has it out for some people. For instance, Erik Norrie, a man who, in his 40 years on Earth, has had run ins with monkeys, sharks, rattlesnakes and the hammer of Thor himself.
The second time [he was attacked by a monkey] was the result of a joke, of sorts, played by his wife.
She locked Norrie in a cage with a small monkey, which then proceeded to bite, hit and pelt him with his own keys. His wife, Spryng, wasn't worried, though.
Chicks rock?
I think I have to deduct points from her for being named Spryng. It might not be her fault but I'm blaming her anyway.