60,000 B.C.
me member of hill tribe
work at rock factory. make rocks all day. receive little rock
hill tribe have little rocks. all rocks get sent north to united clans of abunga
whole tribe hate this
elect chief gunga to nationalize rock industry
two days later warriors from united clans of abunga show up
kill chief gunga in rock strike
chief bunga elected
chief bunga say we send rocks back to united clans to abunga
hill tribe have no rocks now
me face when
>be nomadic hunter
>travel across wilderness following bison migration
>pass through strange land
>plants all grow in perfect rows and columns
>meet strange people
>call themselves "civilized"
>short due to homogeneous diet
>back problems from working too long
>get depressed every winter
>never seen other side of mountain
>all so they can have large food stockpile
>explain that we have large food stockpile too
>it's currently migrating and we need to follow it
>leave strange people behind
