"Oi bruv dat trolley bangup was proppa violent! Dis bird go' someone ELSE'S knob innit?? Wo' a Chewsday I fokkeen nevah! Nah mate, says it roight 'ere on th' loisence. Bloke wot lost 'is naugh'y bits musta go' frown clea' I reckon. E'd be at the bo'om o da Thames roight now bruv."
"Oi bruv dat trolley bangup was proppa violent! Dis bird go' someone ELSE'S knob innit?? Wo' a Chewsday I fokkeen nevah! Nah mate, says it roight 'ere on th' loisence. Bloke wot lost 'is naugh'y bits musta go' frown clea' I reckon. E'd be at the bo'om o da Thames roight now bruv."