• Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Nothing says "respecting the rights of women and children" like describing them in the same way as an apple orchard.

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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      6 months ago

      "For commercial purposes, girls are no good naturally bred — there's too much variety between generations so you can't preserve the desirable characteristics. You need to graft them"

        • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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          6 months ago

          Of course, I kid. We all know that the real way to achieve the perfect little girl is by mixing sugar, spice, and everything nice, and awwwh fuck I just accidentally spilled my giant round-bottom flask labeled "Chemical X" into the mix got dangit