• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      February 14th, 1979 at approximately 12:27. He was having sexy Valentine's Day lunch with a model he met at Studio 54 the weekend before. A tiny piece of lettuce was stuck to the bottom of his slab of overdone steak. Needless to say - the rest of the date went badly. Very badly.

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      2 months ago

      He's got a toddler palate. Plain cheese pizza, burger with only ketchup, taco meat and cheese, and so on.

      I guarantee this man pays somebody to cuts the crusts off his PB&J.

  • whatup
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    2 months ago

    He looks younger here. Now he’s in a diaper. Crazy how time flies.