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  • RION [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    HumanBehaviorByBjork?

    It's Nancy.

    When we begged for money a week ago you said NO. When we begged for money yesterday you gave NOTHING. Are you really going to make us beg AGAIN? We're just $25k short from our funding goal with 15 minutes left, and if you give now, our generous partner Jeff McSexpest will 10x MATCH your donation.

    If you don't give now I am literally going to PISS AND SHIT all over myself and then DONALD TRUMP AND THE MAGA REPUBLICANS are going to walk into the bathroom at Denny's and laugh at me and I'm going to be crying and it's going to mix with the PISS AND SHIT and then there will a weird TEAR-PISS-SHIT MIXTURE on the floor for the Denny's janitor to clean up. Are you going to let that happen?