That's it. That's the post.
if you throw it in the microwave for a minute it should still be good :very-smart:
I am normally the kind of person who picks up stray trash or other people's dog poop, but will confess in this instance my immediate trauma made me want to be nowhere near it with my hands, covered or otherwise. I swear to my fellow hexbears that if it's still there during afternoon/evening walk I will do my duty.
I suppose I’d prefer that to stepping in dog shit but Jesus Christ
did it pop like a water balloon? Wait, was it even tied off?
Funny, because last night we were walking home late from a party and distinctly heard a couple off in the dark having a very good time together. Was this condom stepped on in or near a cemetery?
Does the house full of boomers next door to me count?
AAAAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOO
Which would you rather step on barefoot, a Lego or a used condom?