• ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    He literally put a loaded gun into her hand and said, "You can't kill me, no one can kill me" and by her own account, she knew he was right

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      His bit about the moral vest seems like a joke but then also there's this and like 800 other attempts or so he got out of fine.

      • FidelChadstro [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        i wonder if he met the witch from Big Fish who can show you how you die if you look in her eye, and that's why he knew not to fear assassins

      • bobdolesflaccidunit [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        You get an extra life for every fascist or slaver you overthrow. It’s in the Bible I’m pretty sure.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Sometimes I wonder if the CIA didn't make up the number of times they tried to kill him so people would think they're less competent than they actually are.

    • UlyssesT
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      10 days ago

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