Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agoNo way that number is real. There is not enough time in the day. Where would he get the energy for it?external-linkmessage-square79 fedilinkarrow-up152
arrow-up152external-linkNo way that number is real. There is not enough time in the day. Where would he get the energy for it?Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agomessage-square79 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear18·2 years agoHe literally put a loaded gun into her hand and said, "You can't kill me, no one can kill me" and by her own account, she knew he was right link
minus-square7bicycles [he/him]hexbear16·2 years agoHis bit about the moral vest seems like a joke but then also there's this and like 800 other attempts or so he got out of fine. link
minus-squareFidelChadstro [he/him]hexbear12·edit-22 years agoi wonder if he met the witch from Big Fish who can show you how you die if you look in her eye, and that's why he knew not to fear assassins link
minus-squarebobdolesflaccidunit [he/him]hexbear10·2 years agoYou get an extra life for every fascist or slaver you overthrow. It’s in the Bible I’m pretty sure. link
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear1·2 years agoSometimes I wonder if the CIA didn't make up the number of times they tried to kill him so people would think they're less competent than they actually are. link
He literally put a loaded gun into her hand and said, "You can't kill me, no one can kill me" and by her own account, she knew he was right
His bit about the moral vest seems like a joke but then also there's this and like 800 other attempts or so he got out of fine.
i wonder if he met the witch from Big Fish who can show you how you die if you look in her eye, and that's why he knew not to fear assassins
I think you a word
just a letter actually
You get an extra life for every fascist or slaver you overthrow. It’s in the Bible I’m pretty sure.
Sometimes I wonder if the CIA didn't make up the number of times they tried to kill him so people would think they're less competent than they actually are.
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