Or at least a safety pin to poke through the speaker grille.
Say you saw an endangered spider in there (research endangered spider species in your area), the vibrations were disorienting him, and you were trying to give him a steady object to climb out on. Any ensuing damage to the speaker cone was a most regrettable side-effect, but you'd do it again in a heartbeat.
Edit: Feel free to 'commit to the bit' for the benefit of the security cameras. In all likelihood the footage will be sharp enough to show whether you are acting like you're holding a tiny spider, but not sharp enough to show whether you're actually holding one.
I haven't really said anything before because who cares but I think about this when I read about the bulletproof glass and shit they're trying to stick on bazingamobiles
Here's Your Heatlh Tip Of The Day Wtih Maria Menounos!
drink the gasoline from the pump drink it feel the purified remains of ancient life burn through your still-breathing body understand that this is where you came from, and that you cannot returnGoes to take shit in bathroom.
Jimmy Fallon's fake laugh emanates from the screen embedded in the door.
This is the freedom the infallible founding father's prescience bestowed on me. I am so blessed.
Bleeding out in some field in Ukraine with the 101st reddit corps to protect gas station pump ads back at home from the wicked communist Russian orcs, they will NEVER take away this freedom.
Just a heads up: there's usually a button that mutes whatever is playing. When I find which one it is I gouge an arrow with my keys so others can know
i was gonna ask if these got turned off for anyone else or if i just had awful luck with gas stations
No, like one of the legit buttons. Like the help or cancel buttons. It's often right above the help button but it could be any of them. I just hit them all except the labeled ones
Usually it's the right side of the screen, second button from the top, e.g:
https://i.imgur.com/CvPGYjB.jpeg
I won't trust a button to select fuel grade. Over here they have different nozzles.
I remember going to a hotel in Germany that had tv screens at head height by all the urinals and in all the stalls and they played FailNation.com (or something like that I can’t remember the exact name) videos on full volume all the time, whatever hour of the day it was
:a-guy:
like i don't know, i never learnt how to drive but i would imagine my dad would hate to have to leave the car to fuel instead of just "HEY MY MAN JUST FILL HER UP" and then give a tip to the pump operator and be on his way, he hated having to leave the car when he had one with natural gas fuel in it, which i get it is really hot outside sometimes
