except all I could think about was the fact that my barber shaved a pencil moustache into my face the day before, I literally just sat through the interview looking like the fucked up offspring of Walt Disney and Jafar.
e: also wtf is up with that??? haircut looked great, more or less exactly what i wanted, then at the end he SNEAKS in a really fast like "hey want me to mumbles your beard?" (?????) and im like "i dont know what the fuck that means but sure" and figure hes gonna trim my sideburns but :no-copyright: "there you go bruh i went ahead and made you look like the clock from Beauty and the Beast"
NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS :who-did-this:
Ok hear me out--
I hate shaving, shaving sucks. (I shaved today)
e: also its a position with kind of a lot of responsibility and i didnt want them to feel like they were hiring a baby.
Maybe i end up geting the job on the grounds that they think I'll tie them to a train track or a rocket or something if they dont
It would be quite funny if you went there and the person interviewing you had the same mustache. They'd whisper when no one else was looking "don't worry, pencil mustache comrade, you're getting this job"
Either way I hope you get the job, I'm sure they didn't care about the stache.
does it turn into existential horror when everyone in the company has a pencil moustache?
Yes! I've been cutting my own hair (mostly just trimming around the neck/ears a little) since 2020, long hair has saved me so much money. In cities especially I know its not uncommon for some guys to spend thousands of dollars a year keeping their fades looking tight and shit. Couldn't be me!
mustachioed clock in sleeping beauty? No u look like the clock in beauty and the beast.
They've done me exactly the same way before. Is this some sick inside-joke of theirs?
I learned to cut my own hair in 2020, give it a shot. I had a couple missteps but you get better fast
