I found out my girlfriend has a Jiang Qing fan page and she keeps calling me a capitalist roader. I've been trying to explain the benefits of socialism with Chinese characteristics, but she just laughs at me and yells "REVISIONIST" anytime I bring it up.
What should I do?
Edit: thanks to those of you who took this seriously. Her parents are on vacation so she is heading to their house with a group of her French Maoist friends. We will see how our next conversation goes when she is back.
It's easy.
Call her a dogmatist and accuse her of book worship.
That's how our last argument ended, and now I'm sleeping on the couch "like a dog" (but we don't even have a dog!)
get a collar and leash anyway. take turns until you figure out who likes which role better