Makes you look like a freak.

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    What about the Mario Party Wii minigame "grip the controller in your fist and shake the soda can as fast as possible"

    • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      if you want to always win, do it towards your face with your mouth open
      bonus points if you kneel on the ground

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
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      2 years ago

      The "Dad playing Wii" strategy of repeatedly whipping the Wiimote forward like a flyswatter and somehow still winning

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    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Street Fighter 1's arcade cabinet came in two varieties, one with the typical six button layout, but also a "deluxe" version that had two pressure sensitive pads for punch or kick. The amount of force applied would determine which attack was performed.

      They didn't sell very well because players would smack the shit out of these pads and destroy the machine. One of my local arcades for years had one of the deluxe cabinets and only the player 1 side worked because someone punched a hole straight through the other side.

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  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    I used to wear a glove specifically for Mario Party 1 because like many people, I'd rotate the stick with my palm in the minigames about rotating the stick really fast. It gave me stigmata. So I wore a glove to protect my sensitive little Victorian era fancy child hands. I'm not proud.