I wish it was like tv. The judge would say "and presumably smacking your client on the ass..."
NEW: In a sidebar today, Judge Merchan directed Trump's attorneys to tell him to stop "cursing audibly" and "shaking his head," which could intimidate the witness and affect the jury. "I won't tolerate that," Merchan said. (via Kaitlan Collins, CNN)
https://bsky.app/profile/joshuajfriedman.com/post/3krwprn5h6r24
Now see if Trump was cool he'd say out loud "oh hell yeah, tell 'em about how you slapped my ass!" But instead he just curses, mutters, and talks under his breath probably embarrassed.
if Trump was cool
𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄.
𝙰𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝚈 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚂 𝙵𝙴𝚃𝙸𝚂𝙷 - 𝙸 𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙰 𝙼𝙾𝙽𝙾𝚂𝙿𝙰𝙲𝙴 𝙵𝙴𝚃𝙸𝚂𝙷 𝚃𝙾𝙾.Someone that knows more about typography needs to make a "Stop Doing Proportional Fonts" meme so we can RETVRN.
Alternatively, just switch to one of the CJK scripts, since they're monospaced by design. So satisfying!
The only thing that makes me remotely sympathetic to trump is just how much of a power tripping fucking weeny every single American judge is
