I think I'd be a Hired Goon. A bit more specific in purpose to Hired Thug but not so committed to be a Henchman.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I've already reached the height of my profession. I'm guarding the room full of barrels right before the final villain's chambers. They trust me with their life even if I'll never make miniboss because I look like a harbour seal when I do pushups.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      If they get to you all other barrels have been compromised, you're the last hope to keep at least one breeding pair of barrels alive.

      :rat-salute-2: