I think I'd be a Hired Goon. A bit more specific in purpose to Hired Thug but not so committed to be a Henchman.

  • BowlingForDeez [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I always thought the Fixer was the coolest criminal job. Call me the Wolf and I'll come clean up your bodies and give you a cover story.

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Nightmare job for me. I have to be focused and make decisions and if I fuck up other people face nasty consequences? The anxiety would make me implode like a neutron star.

      • BowlingForDeez [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I bribe cops too. "My guy on the force says arrest warrants are coming down from City Hall this weekend."

        You need some official document forged? I can do that too.

          • BowlingForDeez [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Being a lawyer is the most direct path to being a fixer, yes. The other is P.I. which I always thought was cool, but it's not like the movie. PIs are all cops basically.